The Caveman Email Millions Playbook

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My ‘Emergency Break Glass’ Email that takes 60-seconds to write and can sell out your business for 28-consecutive days (with booked, qualified appointments and leads)...

The simple, plain text email that makes me $500 a day ($3,500 week) while I sit at my kitchen table in my boxer shorts...

My infamous and controversial VIP ‘Ticket Contests’ that can generate THOUSANDS of email replies in one day (massively increasing your future opens, clicks and deliverability rates with Google)...

The ‘Money Ball’ Brad Pitt ‘celebrity’ email that can create a TORRENTIAL downpour of HOT leads and NEW buyers into your business (to the point of creating a near employee revolt - handle with care)

The ‘referral’ email that always creates a slow, steady and methodical stream of HIGH end prospects and NEW customers into your business…

My ‘$300,000 Golden Gut’ Email that sold out my Small 8-Week Private Mastermind Program in 2021 (page 63)…

My ‘Doug Flutie’ Hail Mary Pass Email That Saved Me From Bankruptcy and Personal Humiliation In My Community (Page 47)…

The FREE Pizza email that got me National News and over $100,000 of ‘Free Publicity’… (Page 19)

My ‘Super Bowl’ Email that sold $17,364 while I sat on the couch at home and watched the game (Page 24)…

The Tucker Carlson email that CRASHED our server (and shut us down for 31 hours)...

My ‘Pipe Bomb’ Email that can clear your entire list of freebie-seekers, cheapskates, bargain hunters and ‘virus bots’ almost instantly (I send it every 6 months to scrub my list)…

The ‘Help Wanted’ Email you can send anytime you need to attract, recruit and hire OUTSTANDING employees (I have used it in MULTIPLE industries for the last 19 years to alleviate ALL of my ‘staffing headaches’).

The 3 unusual emails my 11-year old daughter wrote to raise $5,023 for a local Naples Animal Rescue Charity and become the talk of our community.

The ‘Money-Drenching’ Email That I Had A Client ‘PRINT Off’ And Mail To His List… That SOLD 23 Porsche Cars From His DEAD Arse List In 57 Days.

The NON-Salesy ‘Holiday Greetings’ emails that sky-rockets ‘client retention’ and puts an IRON CUTAIN around your very best clients, customers and buyers (creating a ZERO competition environment for you).

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The simple, plain text email that makes me $500 a day ($3,500 week) while I sit at my kitchen table in my boxer shorts...

The ‘Money-Drenching’ Email That I Had A Client ‘PRINT Off’ And Mail To His List… That SOLD 23 Porsche Cars From His DEAD Arse List In 57 Days.

My ‘$300,000 Golden Gut’ Email that sold out my Small 8-Week Private Mastermind Program in 2021 (page 63)…

My ‘Doug Flutie’ Hail Mary Pass Email That Saved Me From Bankruptcy and Personal Humiliation In My Community (Page 47)…

The FREE Pizza email that got me National News and over $100,000 of ‘Free Publicity’… (Page 19)

My ‘Super Bowl’ Email that sold $17,364 while I sat on the couch at home and watched the game (Page 24)…

The Tucker Carlson email that CRASHED our server (and shut us down for 31 hours)...

My ‘Pipe Bomb’ Email that can clear your entire list of freebie-seekers, cheapskates, bargain hunters and ‘virus bots’ almost instantly (I send it every 6 months to scrub my list)…

My infamous and controversial VIP ‘Ticket Contests’ that can generate THOUSANDS of email replies in one day (massively increasing your future opens, clicks and deliverability rates with Google)...

The ‘Help Wanted’ Email you can send anytime you need to attract, recruit and hire OUTSTANDING employees (I have used it in MULTIPLE industries for the last 19 years to alleviate ALL of my ‘staffing headaches’).

The 3 unusual emails my 11-year old daughter wrote to raise $5,023 for a local Naples Animal Rescue Charity and become the talk of our community.

The ‘referral’ email that always creates a slow, steady and methodical stream of HIGH end prospects and NEW customers into your business…

The NON-Salesy ‘Holiday Greetings’ emails that sky-rockets ‘client retention’ and puts an IRON CUTAIN around your very best clients, customers and buyers (creating a ZERO competition environment for you).

The ‘Money Ball’ Brad Pitt ‘celebrity’ email that can create a TORRENTIAL downpour of HOT leads and NEW buyers into your business (to the point of creating a near employee revolt - handle with care)

My ‘Emergency Break Glass’ Email that takes 60-seconds to write and has sold-out our barber shop for 28-consecutive days (with booked, qualified barber appointments)...

My ‘Emergency Break Glass’ Email that takes 60-seconds to write and can sell out your business for 28-consecutive days (with booked, qualified appointments and leads)...

The simple, plain text email that makes me $500 a day ($3,500 week) while I sit at my kitchen table in my boxer shorts...

My infamous and controversial VIP ‘Ticket Contests’ that can generate THOUSANDS of email replies in one day (massively increasing your future opens, clicks and deliverability rates with Google)...

The ‘Money Ball’ Brad Pitt ‘celebrity’ email that can create a TORRENTIAL downpour of HOT leads and NEW buyers into your business (to the point of creating a near employee revolt - handle with care)

The ‘referral’ email that always creates a slow, steady and methodical stream of HIGH end prospects and NEW customers into your business…

My ‘$300,000 Golden Gut’ Email that sold out my Small 8-Week Private Mastermind Program in 2021 (page 63)…

My ‘Doug Flutie’ Hail Mary Pass Email That Saved Me From Bankruptcy and Personal Humiliation In My Community (Page 47)…

The FREE Pizza email that got me National News and over $100,000 of ‘Free Publicity’… (Page 19)

My ‘Super Bowl’ Email that sold $17,364 while I sat on the couch at home and watched the game (Page 24)…

The Tucker Carlson email that CRASHED our server (and shut us down for 31 hours)...

My ‘Pipe Bomb’ Email that can clear your entire list of freebie-seekers, cheapskates, bargain hunters and ‘virus bots’ almost instantly (I send it every 6 months to scrub my list)…

The ‘Help Wanted’ Email you can send anytime you need to attract, recruit and hire OUTSTANDING employees (I have used it in MULTIPLE industries for the last 19 years to alleviate ALL of my ‘staffing headaches’).

The 3 unusual emails my 11-year old daughter wrote to raise $5,023 for a local Naples Animal Rescue Charity and become the talk of our community.

The ‘Money-Drenching’ Email That I Had A Client ‘PRINT Off’ And Mail To His List… That SOLD 23 Porsche Cars From His DEAD Arse List In 57 Days.

The NON-Salesy ‘Holiday Greetings’ emails that sky-rockets ‘client retention’ and puts an IRON CUTAIN around your very best clients, customers and buyers (creating a ZERO competition environment for you).

Type in the amount you want to pay for 'The Little Black Book of Email Secrets' ($1 to $99) and order your copy below now...

My ‘Doug Flutie’ Hail Mary Pass Email That Saved Me From Bankruptcy and Personal Humiliation In My Community (Page 47)…

The simple, plain text email that makes me $500 a day ($3,500 week) while I sit at my kitchen table in my boxer shorts...

The ‘How I Can Spot A Liar In 7 Seconds’ unedited email that got me a $35,000 speaking gig in Dallas, Texas (and my wife and daughter invited to come along for free)...

My Donald Trump Email that had a 71.3% ‘Open Rate’ and sold out my Business & Marketing Mastermind Last Year (page 63)…

The STRANGE email marketing secret that KISS Legend Gene Simmons accidentally revealed to me at lunch about ‘WHO’ING’ my business... (page 78)

The ‘Money-Drenching’ Email That I Had A Client ‘PRINT Off’ And Mail To His List… That SOLD 23 Porsche Cars From His DEAD Arse List In 57 Days.

The FREE Pizza email that got me National News and over $100,000 of ‘Free Publicity’…

The ‘Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’ Super Bowl 2024 email that had a 61.7% open and read rate (I do NOT care for either of these Hollyweird Celebrities)...

My #1 MOST ‘Opened’ Email In 2023 (Page 11)…

MY #1 MOST ‘Clicked On’ Email In 2023 (Page 13)…

My #1 MOST ‘Read Email’ In 2023 (Page 14)...

My #1 MOST Profitable ‘Money-Drenching’ Email In 2023 (Page 23)…

The ugly email that raised $11,917 for our local Rotary Club, the Food Bank and Children’s Literacy Library Program (for 3 consecutive years)…

My ‘Super Bowl’ Email that sold $17,364 while I sat on the couch at home and watched the game (Page 33)…

My shameful ‘Private Confession’ email that brought thousands of my friends to TEARS…

My ‘Merry Christmas’ Holiday Greeting Email that paid for all of our Christmas Gifts and our New Years Family Ski Trip… (Page 59)…

The Tucker Carlson email that CRASHED our server (and shut us down for 31 hours)...

My ‘Pipe Bomb’ Email that cleans my entire list of freebie-seekers, cheapskates, bargain hunters and ‘virus bots’ almost instantly (I send it every 6 months to scrub my list)…

My infamous and controversial VIP ‘Ticket Contests’ that generated THOUSANDS of email replies in one day (massively increased our future open, read, clicked and deliverability rates with Google)...

My Elon Musk email that is our MOST read email so far in 2024...

The outrageous email that made me fee like a one-legged man at an azz-kicking contest.

The ‘Can Email Save YOUR Marriage’ email that 3X'd sales the month we sent it to our righteous list.

The ‘Help Wanted’ Email you can send anytime you need to attract, recruit and hire OUTSTANDING employees (I have used it in MULTIPLE industries for the last 19 years to alleviate ALL of my ‘staffing headaches’).

The 3 unusual emails my 11-year old daughter wrote to raise $5,023 for a local Naples Animal Rescue Charity and become the talk of our community.

The ‘referral’ email that always creates a slow, steady and methodical stream of HIGH end leads, prospects and NEW customers into your business…

The NON-Salesy ‘Holiday Greetings’ emails that sky-rockets ‘client retention’ and puts an IRON CUTAIN around your very best clients, customers and buyers (creating a ZERO competition environment for you).

The ‘Money Ball’ Brad Pitt ‘celebrity’ email that created a TORRENTIAL downpour of HOT leaders, buyers and NEW clients into our business (to the point of creating a near employee revolt - handle with care)

My ‘Emergency Break Glass’ Email that takes 60-seconds to write and has sold-out our barber shop for 28-consecutive days (with booked, qualified barber appointments)...

My ‘Doug Flutie’ Hail Mary Pass Email That Saved Me From Bankruptcy and Personal Humiliation In My Community (Page 47)…

The simple, plain text email that makes me $500 a day ($3,500 week) while I sit at my kitchen table in my boxer shorts...

The ‘How I Can Spot A Liar In 7 Seconds’ unedited email that got me a $35,000 speaking gig in Dallas, Texas (and my wife and daughter invited to come along for free)...

My Donald Trump Email that had a 71.3% ‘Open Rate’ and sold out my Business & Marketing Mastermind Last Year (page 63)…

The STRANGE email marketing secret that KISS Legend Gene Simmons accidentally revealed to me at lunch about ‘WHO’ING’ my business... (page 78)

The ‘Money-Drenching’ Email That I Had A Client ‘PRINT Off’ And Mail To His List… That SOLD 23 Porsche Cars From His DEAD Arse List In 57 Days.

The FREE Pizza email that got me National News and over $100,000 of ‘Free Publicity’…

The ‘Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’ Super Bowl 2024 email that had a 61.7% open and read rate (I do NOT care for either of these Hollyweird Celebrities)...

My #1 MOST ‘Opened’ Email In 2023 (Page 11)…

MY #1 MOST ‘Clicked On’ Email In 2023 (Page 13)…

My #1 MOST ‘Read Email’ In 2023 (Page 14)...

My #1 MOST Profitable ‘Money-Drenching’ Email In 2023 (Page 23)…

The ugly email that raised $11,917 for our local Rotary Club, the Food Bank and Children’s Literacy Library Program (for 3 consecutive years)…

My ‘Super Bowl’ Email that sold $17,364 while I sat on the couch at home and watched the game (Page 33)…

My shameful ‘Private Confession’ email that brought thousands of my friends to TEARS…

My ‘Merry Christmas’ Holiday Greeting Email that paid for all of our Christmas Gifts and our New Years Family Ski Trip… (Page 59)…

The Tucker Carlson email that CRASHED our server (and shut us down for 31 hours)...

My ‘Pipe Bomb’ Email that cleans my entire list of freebie-seekers, cheapskates, bargain hunters and ‘virus bots’ almost instantly (I send it every 6 months to scrub my list)…

My infamous and controversial VIP ‘Ticket Contests’ that generated THOUSANDS of email replies in one day (massively increased our future open, read, clicked and deliverability rates with Google)...

My Elon Musk email that is our MOST read email so far in 2024...

The outrageous email that made me fee like a one-legged man at an azz-kicking contest.

The ‘Can Email Save YOUR Marriage’ email that 3X'd sales the month we sent it to our righteous list.

The ‘Help Wanted’ Email you can send anytime you need to attract, recruit and hire OUTSTANDING employees (I have used it in MULTIPLE industries for the last 19 years to alleviate ALL of my ‘staffing headaches’).

The 3 unusual emails my 11-year old daughter wrote to raise $5,023 for a local Naples Animal Rescue Charity and become the talk of our community.

The ‘referral’ email that always creates a slow, steady and methodical stream of HIGH end leads, prospects and NEW customers into your business…

The NON-Salesy ‘Holiday Greetings’ emails that sky-rockets ‘client retention’ and puts an IRON CUTAIN around your very best clients, customers and buyers (creating a ZERO competition environment for you).

The ‘Money Ball’ Brad Pitt ‘celebrity’ email that created a TORRENTIAL downpour of HOT leaders, buyers and NEW clients into our business (to the point of creating a near employee revolt - handle with care)

My ‘Emergency Break Glass’ Email that takes 60-seconds to write and has sold-out our barber shop for 28-consecutive days (with booked, qualified barber appointments)...

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#1 Best-Selling Author of "Just Sell The Damn Thing" DobermanDan.com

Your 9-word email brought me a $110,000 contract. $110,000 from one single email. I’m not kidding. Throughout the years I've spent well over $300,000 in books, programs, courses, events and masterminds. Being a part of your World is by far the best move I've ever made. Thank you Michael.

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David Linton

Owner, CEO, Everlast Epoxy System EverLastEpoxy.com

I have been a student of professional development for 15 years now, building a $40M agency and have NEVER seen anything like what Michael offers. I strongly encourage anyone considering investing their time in what Michael teaches to absolutely do it.

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Billy Wagner

Best-Selling Author "Business Masterclass: what would it look like if it were easy?" Speaker, Owner, Brightway Insurance Billy-Wagner.com

Michael, these Emails work like magic. We’ve doubled our Car Wash Members in one single month, going from being in the Top 40% in the country to Top 5%, and well on our way to the Top 1%. I have already closed another multi-million-dollar deal on other car washes where I’ll apply the same EMAILS to win big. Rock on Brother!

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Bill Gough

Owner, Bubbles Car Wash, Florence, Alabama, USA BubblesExpressCarWash.com

Michael and I go way back, even before he became known as the go-to Email Ex-Spurt. I was one of the first business owners to test his principles in the REAL world and can proudly say that I am living proof that his Email Strategy works like crazy. In fact, I've been using this EXACT system to be #1 in my field for more than 10 years now.

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Michael Patrick Carroll

Owner, Carroll Insurance Group, Toledo, OH, USA Carrollinsgroup.com

Those of you that are new to Michael McLean, you are in for a BadAzz ride. He cuts thru the BS in a heartbeat and tells it like it is. If you listen and follow his advice you will prosper. Our first "Money-Drenching" email going out to our tiny list got us 4 serious buyers which resulted in healthy 5-figure checks. All from just one email. This stuff works.

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Coldwell Banker BradNCommercialRealEstate.com

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